That Young Knockout Kid

jakeandamir:

1) Monopoly - 1,426,097 views
2) Twitter - 1,224,647 views
3) Economic Crisis - 1,169,530 views
4) Question - 1,062,584 views
5) Tissue - 1,021,486 views

Now, just because these have the most views, does that necessarily mean they’re our five BEST videos? Yes, obviously. No, they don’t. Ah, sorry. That’s a matter of opinion. I know. So why did you say “Yes, obviously.” I choked. Yeah, you did.

 Monopoly is without a doubt the best one ever. “Who thinks I look like this guy?”

I feel like for whatever reason the upper echelon and management don’t very much like me as they don’t give me many hours and it bothers me, but not that much. All that matters to me is that the kids have fun.

I’m working tomorrow though. :)

I probably spent about 20 minutes running around in a hula-hoop with a little girl who would tell me what to do and then say in a funny voice “What did you do!?”

I played a lot in the little pool with a boy with down’s syndrome. He liked to play the falling backwards game and the ride on my back game.

For some reason we let the kids do archery even though the vast majority 7-8 year olds I’m with have no chance of getting the arrow anywhere near the target. I tried my best to help them though and hit the target a few times when I pulled back the string and arrow for them.

For some reason all of a sudden a little girl who had always been a troublemaker loves me (and keeps asking if I have a girlfriend) so now she’ll listen when I ask her to do things.

I feel like I’m good with kids when they get slight injuries, always suggesting ways to feel better and offering up the popular option of ice.

Silly bandz. Yeah.